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Lightweight enough for everyday errands, yet built from heavyweight cotton canvas to last through market runs and library hauls. This natural-color tote carries a small, deadpan joke on the front — a quiet wink that starts conversations at the coffee shop or during a stroll through the farmer’s market. Simple flat corners keep the silhouette slim when empty, while sturdy self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching stay comfortable over the shoulder. The sewn-in label and solid 12 oz canvas give it a lived-in, reliable feel that complements a pared-back, casual wardrobe.
Product features
- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durability
- Flat-corner construction for a slim silhouette
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for comfortable carrying
- Sewn-in label; blank sourced from India
- Available in natural and black color options
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
Tote Bag — "Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up." Funny Pun Canvas Tote
$21.99