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Soft, slightly oversized crewneck made for people who wear their humor on their sleeve. The lightweight-but-warm cotton-poly blend feels lived-in from the first wear, with a clean white canvas that puts the minimalist, deadpan face and "sarcastrium world tour" lettering front and center. Ribbed collar and double-needle stitching hold shape through repeat wear. Subtle embroidery and printed neck and wrist details give it a handcrafted, low-key vibe that suits quiet irony and everyday lounging alike. Slip it on for slow mornings, travel days, or layered cool-weather outfits — it reads like a private joke anyone in the know will appreciate. Product features - Embroidered or printed artwork options: left/center chest and both wrists - 50/50 cotton‑poly medium‑heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk - No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, waste‑reducing fit - Ribbed knit collar and double‑needle stitching for lasting shape and durability - OEKO‑TEX® certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -