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This soft, mid-weight hoodie carries a dry, dark-humor design that reads vertically: C D M — Certified Disaster Magnet. It sits low on the chest in a stenciled, slightly distressed type that feels like a private joke among friends. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood fold into real-life comfort: warm hands, an adjustable hood for sudden wind, and enough weight to feel comforting on chilly walks or late-night hangs. Wear it to shrug off a rough week, to get a laugh at a casual meetup, or to lean into that gloriously chaotic side of life with a grin. Product features - Cozy 50/50 cotton–polyester midweight (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk - No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste - Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood with kangaroo pouch pocket - DTF and DTG print options; embroidery available on chest or wrists - OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically sourced cotton details Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed