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Lightweight, soft, and quietly funny — this tee carries a small, clever joke for anyone who trips over life (and coffee tables). The soft Airlume combed cotton feels gentle on the skin and breathes easily, so the shirt works as a go-to layer for busy days and low-key weekends. The minimalist graphic — a stick-figure slip with the line “I’m not clumsy. The floor just likes hugs.” — sits centered and subtle, letting the humor speak without shouting. Designed with side seams and a ribbed knit collar so it keeps its shape wash after wash. Tear-away label and responsibly made fabric add comfort and peace of mind while the retail crew neckline keeps the silhouette clean and easy to style. Wear it when you need a little self-deprecating levity: at casual meetups, lazy mornings, coffee runs, or while lounging at home. It’s for people who laugh at themselves and appreciate small, well-crafted details in their everyday wardrobe. Product features - 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable) - Side seams and ribbed knit collar for lasting shape - Minimal centered graphic with crisp printing (DTF/DTG depending on provider) - Tear-away label and REACH compliant; responsibly manufactured - Retail crew neckline — easy to layer and style Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean