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Lightweight warmth and dry wit meet in this classic crewneck. The clean white sweatshirt carries a deadpan science joke in simple black type—an easy conversation starter for lab nights, study sessions, or low-key weekends. The fit sits tidy at the shoulders and waist so the punchline reads clearly from a casual distance. Wear it to late-night group labs, coffee-fueled study marathons, or casual meetups with fellow science fans; it layers well under jackets and over hoodies when the campus chill sets in. The result is familiar, cozy, and quietly clever—comfort that speaks the same language as anyone who appreciates a well-timed chemistry pun.
Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center, plus right + left wrists.
- Made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes.
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for durability and comfort.
- Tubular, side-seam-free knit and ribbed collar for shape retention; double-needle stitching at stress points.
- DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; compliant with flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates standards.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Crewneck Sweatshirt — "I told a chemistry joke today. There was no reaction." Funny Science Sweatshirt
$29.78