Certified Disaster Magnet Crewneck Sweatshirt — Funny Sarcastic Graphic Sweatshirt
S / Dark Heather
$34.99
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Soft, sturdy crewneck sweatshirt with a bold stencil-style message across the chest: “CERTIFIED / DISASTER / MAGNET.” The clean white backdrop makes the dark, military-inspired lettering pop, creating a casually confident look with a wink of self-aware humor. It feels lived-in from the first wear — roomy through the torso, tapered at the cuffs and hem, and built to hold its shape through repeated use. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, late-night hangouts, or when you want to lean into a laughable reputation without saying a word.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability and cleaner silhouette
- Embroidery available at left/center/large center chest and both wrists; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton support
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and gray tear-away label to reduce itchiness
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Certified Disaster Magnet Crewneck Sweatshirt — Funny Sarcastic Graphic Sweatshirt
$34.99