{"product_id":"tote-bag-what-do-you-call-a-sleeping-bull-a-bulldozer-funny-joke-cotton-canvas-tote","title":"Tote Bag — \"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.\" Funny Joke Cotton Canvas Tote","description":"Light, sturdy, and quietly playful — this cotton canvas tote carries your day with ease. The heavyweight 12 oz canvas holds groceries, books, or market finds without sagging. Flat-seamed sides keep the bag slim and neat, while reinforced self-fabric handles stand up to repetitive use. The natural canvas shows a clean, minimalist print: a short, cheeky pun that catches eyes without shouting. Choose natural for a warm, organic look or black for a bolder statement. This tote feels made-for-purpose: durability you can feel and a small smile woven into everyday errands.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for durability\n- Flat corners and sewn sides for a slim, structured carry\n- Reinforced self-fabric handles for reliable carrying\n- Available in natural and black with sewn-in label\n- Blank product sourced from India; intended for adult use\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\n- Spot clean\n- Do not bleach\n- Line dry\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48725891219648,"sku":"22371762637658779359","price":15.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48725891252416,"sku":"23067187394960284682","price":15.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/5619\/6288\/files\/13194797885240816647_2048.jpg?v=1786037654","url":"https:\/\/shirtastrophe.com\/products\/tote-bag-what-do-you-call-a-sleeping-bull-a-bulldozer-funny-joke-cotton-canvas-tote","provider":"Shirtastrophe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}