{"product_id":"tote-bag-they-wear-snowcaps-funny-winter-mountain-joke-cotton-tote","title":"Tote Bag — 'They Wear Snowcaps' Funny Winter Mountain Joke Cotton Tote","description":"A sturdy, no-nonsense tote made from heavyweight 100% cotton canvas that carries your everyday essentials with quiet confidence. The flat-corner design keeps the shape slim and practical, while reinforced self-fabric handles stand up to repeated use. The front features a subtle, clever text print that adds a touch of personality without shouting—great for walks to the market, library runs, or layered into a casual outfit. Available in natural or black, it feels lived-in from the first use and only gets better with time.\n\nProduct features\n- Durable 12 oz cotton canvas for long-lasting use\n- Slim, flat-corner construction for tidy storage\n- Reinforced self-fabric handles for reliable carrying\n- Sewn-in label and crafted blank sourced from India\n- Available in natural and black; adult-sized\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\n- Spot clean\n- Do not bleach\n- Line dry\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48723238322368,"sku":"81623618074883226867","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48723238355136,"sku":"24362391699725613442","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/5619\/6288\/files\/2665872359225752163_2048.jpg?v=1785979371","url":"https:\/\/shirtastrophe.com\/products\/tote-bag-they-wear-snowcaps-funny-winter-mountain-joke-cotton-tote","provider":"Shirtastrophe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}