{"product_id":"tote-bag-i-told-a-chemistry-joke-today-there-was-no-reaction-funny-chemistry-joke-canvas-tote","title":"Tote Bag — \"I told a chemistry joke today. There was no reaction.\" Funny Chemistry Joke Canvas Tote","description":"Lightweight but seriously sturdy, this cotton canvas tote carries more than groceries — it carries a little laugh. The natural canvas shows off the minimalist black type: “I told a chemistry joke today. There was no reaction.” It’s the kind of quiet, nerdy humor that sparks knowing smiles in lecture halls, late-night lab sessions, and bookish coffee shops. The flat-corner construction keeps its silhouette neat whether you’re hauling textbooks or a laptop. Reinforced self-fabric handles sit comfortably on the shoulder and stand up to daily use, while the heavy 12 oz canvas gives the bag a tactile, long-lasting feel. Choose natural for that classic canvas look or black for a sleeker, low-key vibe — both wear in beautifully and age like a favorite reference book.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% heavy 12 oz cotton canvas for durability\n- Flat-corner construction for a slim, structured profile\n- Reinforced self-fabric handles for comfortable carrying\n- Sewn-in label; blank sourced from India\n- Available in natural and black colors\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\n- Spot clean\n- Do not bleach\n- Line dry\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48723323125952,"sku":"31206647146817662937","price":15.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48723323158720,"sku":"21959315460854778678","price":15.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/5619\/6288\/files\/9068161600400473821_2048.jpg?v=1785982339","url":"https:\/\/shirtastrophe.com\/products\/tote-bag-i-told-a-chemistry-joke-today-there-was-no-reaction-funny-chemistry-joke-canvas-tote","provider":"Shirtastrophe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}