{"product_id":"tote-bag-i-m-not-clumsy-the-floor-just-likes-hugs-funny-canvas-grocery-tote","title":"Tote Bag — “I’m Not Clumsy, The Floor Just Likes Hugs” Funny Canvas Grocery Tote","description":"A sturdy, no-frills canvas tote that carries your day with quiet confidence. The heavy 12 oz cotton holds groceries, books, and laptops without sagging. Flat corners give it a clean, rectangular profile that slips easily into bike baskets and locker cubbies. Reinforced self-fabric handles sit comfortably on the shoulder and stand up to repeated use. Subtle printed artwork on the natural canvas adds a touch of dry humor while keeping the overall look minimal and versatile. Comes in natural or black, with a sewn-in label and craftsmanship from responsibly sourced blanks.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% heavy 12 oz cotton canvas for durability\n- Flat-corner construction for neat, rectangular shape\n- Reinforced self-fabric handles for comfortable carrying\n- Available in natural and black with sewn-in label\n- Blank sourced from India; adult use\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\n- Spot clean\n- Do not bleach\n- Line dry\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48667841691840,"sku":"30174996986714096455","price":15.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48667841724608,"sku":"30057288286715209131","price":15.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/5619\/6288\/files\/13496117015499642862_2048.jpg?v=1785202322","url":"https:\/\/shirtastrophe.com\/products\/tote-bag-i-m-not-clumsy-the-floor-just-likes-hugs-funny-canvas-grocery-tote","provider":"Shirtastrophe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}