{"product_id":"tote-bag-i-m-not-arguing-i-m-explaining-why-i-m-right-canvas-shopper","title":"Tote Bag — “I’m Not Arguing, I’m Explaining Why I’m Right” Canvas Shopper","description":"A sturdy cotton canvas tote that carries a little wit along with your essentials. The natural canvas shows a simple, playful face and the line “I’m not arguing. I’m explaining why I’m right.” — a quiet, confident touch that lands as clever rather than loud. Flat corners keep the bag slim and neat when you’re commuting or slipping it into a larger purse. Wide self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching stand up to daily use, while the heavy 12 oz canvas feels substantial and holds its shape. Choose natural for a soft, vintage vibe or black for a sleeker look. This tote settles into routines — library runs, market hauls, and coffee-shop work sessions — adding a small, wry moment to someone who enjoys dry humor and functional design.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for durability and structure\n- Flat-corner construction for a slim, tidy profile\n- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for reliable carrying\n- Available in natural and black; sewn-in label and sourced from India\n- Adult-sized design with a simple printed face and witty text\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\n- Spot clean\n- Do not bleach\n- Line dry\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48666515964096,"sku":"14927901940959643599","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48666515996864,"sku":"16594760172980050333","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/5619\/6288\/files\/18129467090511434271_2048.jpg?v=1785203433","url":"https:\/\/shirtastrophe.com\/products\/tote-bag-i-m-not-arguing-i-m-explaining-why-i-m-right-canvas-shopper","provider":"Shirtastrophe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}