{"product_id":"tote-bag-earth-2-5-stars-wouldnt-recommend-eco-canvas-tote","title":"Tote Bag — \"Earth: 2\/5 Stars. Wouldn't Recommend.\" Eco Canvas Tote","description":"Lightweight confidence for the everyday climate fighter. This cotton canvas tote carries your market haul, books, and reusable water bottle with quiet humor — a small protest stitched into daily routine. The front print reads a wry two-star review of Earth, a conversational detail that sparks smiles and starts short conversations while you run errands, commute, or pack for a weekend away. Durable 12 oz canvas and reinforced handles stand up to repeated use, while the flat-corner construction gives a neat, bookish silhouette that slides easily into bike baskets and café chairs. Choose natural for a low-key, eco-minded look or black for a bolder, urban vibe. It wears in, not out — for people who care and like to say so without a speech.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for long-lasting durability\n- Flat-corner construction for a slim, book-friendly profile\n- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for strength\n- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India\n- Available in natural and black colorways; adult sizing only\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\n- Spot clean\n- Do not bleach\n- Line dry\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48709490835648,"sku":"21612250219807924473","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48709490868416,"sku":"28577667932330585728","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/5619\/6288\/files\/8800747150090316530_2048.jpg?v=1785716824","url":"https:\/\/shirtastrophe.com\/products\/tote-bag-earth-2-5-stars-wouldnt-recommend-eco-canvas-tote","provider":"Shirtastrophe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}