Sweatshirt — “I’m Not Clumsy, The Floor Just Likes Hugs” Funny Crewneck
S / Dark Heather
$31.03
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A soft, medium-weight crewneck sweatshirt with a minimalist, tongue-in-cheek graphic that reads “I’m not clumsy. The floor just likes hugs.” Clean lines and subtle monochrome art keep the look easygoing and wearable every day. The tubular knit construction and ribbed collar hold shape while the 50/50 cotton-poly blend offers warmth without bulk. Small details — like durable double-needle stitching, tear-away label, and optional embroidered placements — give this sweatshirt a handcrafted, lasting feel. Wear it on slow mornings, low-key hangouts, or after a long day when you want comfort and a quiet laugh.
Product features
- Embroidered accents available on chest and wrists for a subtle, tactile finish
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) fabric for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar to retain shape
- Double-needle stitching at key seams for long-lasting wear
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Sweatshirt — “I’m Not Clumsy, The Floor Just Likes Hugs” Funny Crewneck
$31.03