{"product_id":"snail-speed-kiss-cut-sticker-funny-slowpoke-laptop-decal","title":"Snail 'Speed...' Kiss-Cut Sticker — Funny Slowpoke Laptop Decal","description":"A tiny, tongue-in-cheek vinyl sticker that pairs minimalist black-and-white art with a wink of humor. The small design shows a tiny snail above the trailing word “Speed…”—a playful contrast that quietly mocks tech culture’s hurry. Place it on a laptop, journal, water bottle, or planner to add a subtle, wry note to your everyday gear. The glossy finish makes the graphic pop while offering scratch resistance, and the kiss-cut outline keeps the shape neat and easy to peel. This sticker feels like a private joke shared among friends who code late, move slowly by choice, or enjoy low-key humor during busy days.\n\nProduct features\n- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface\n- Durable 100% vinyl with strong, permanent acrylic adhesive\n- Vibrant eco-solvent printed colors on glossy finish\n- Quick, bubble-free application; available in white or transparent options\n- Four size choices; requires transparent PNG for kiss-cut printing\n\nCare instructions\n- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":48704246874304,"sku":"27113300123982506368","price":2.36,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":48704246907072,"sku":"20422930529133437055","price":2.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":48704246939840,"sku":"30864947053884957333","price":3.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":48704246972608,"sku":"87583400872271901998","price":3.86,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/5619\/6288\/files\/7520157132120706597_1200.jpg?v=1785537474","url":"https:\/\/shirtastrophe.com\/products\/snail-speed-kiss-cut-sticker-funny-slowpoke-laptop-decal","provider":"Shirtastrophe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}