Humorous Soy Candle – "Earth: 2/5 Stars, Wouldn't Recommend" – 9oz Scented Jar
Clean Cotton / 9oz
$22.15
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A small, hand-poured soy candle that blends sustainable craft with sharp-witted charm. The 9oz glass jar holds a clean-burning soy wax and cotton wick, filling rooms with whichever curated scent you choose — from cozy Cinnamon Vanilla and Christmas Warmth to bright Apple Harvest, oceanic Atlantis Whisper, or a neutral Unscented glow. The label’s tongue-in-cheek review (“Earth: 2/5 Stars, Wouldn’t Recommend.”) adds a playful, slightly sardonic personality that fits on a nightstand, bookshelf, or desk. Burn time of roughly 50–60 hours lets the fragrance unfold slowly, and when the wax is gone the sturdy glass vessel can be cleaned and reused as a planter, storage jar, or decorative accent. Made in the USA with globally sourced parts and packaged with a glossy permanent label for long-lasting presentation.
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick — clean, vegan, non-toxic burn
- Reusable glass vessel — clean out and repurpose after use
- Approximately 50–60 hours burn time per 9oz candle
- Choose from 12 curated scents (including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, and Unscented)
- Complies with ASTM safety standards; assembled in the USA
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
Humorous Soy Candle – "Earth: 2/5 Stars, Wouldn't Recommend" – 9oz Scented Jar
$22.15