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Soft, breathable, and quietly witty — this lightweight crew tee carries a deadpan joke front and center for people who appreciate clever wordplay in everyday wear. The fine-knit cotton feels cool against the skin and layers easily under jackets or over long-sleeve shirts. Clean, minimal typography sits on a classic white canvas so the line reads plainly: a little dry humor that slips effortlessly into coffee shop chats, casual workdays, or low-key social hangs. Built to move with you, it keeps its shape through repeated wears and washes while the tear-away label reduces irritation. This tee doesn’t shout; it earns the smile.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for structural support and better fit
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified
- Print methods: crisp DTF sleeve/label prints or vibrant DTG where used; made in humane, certified facilities
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Funny Quote Tee — "I thought about starting a business selling elevators, but it has too many ups and downs."
$24.99