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Soft, clean, and quietly witty — this crewneck wraps you in medium-weight comfort while letting your sense of humor do the talking. The sweatshirt’s subtle front text (“I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know which one came first.”) sits in warm, vintage-inspired tones that feel like a nod to slow mornings, easy conversations, and small domestic jokes. The cut is classic and roomy without feeling oversized; ribbed collar and cuffs hold their shape, and the tubular knit body gives a smooth, seam-free silhouette. Wear it at home with coffee, layered for a casual errand run, or to low-key gatherings where the conversation is relaxed and the laughs are light. Ethically produced with OEKO-TEX certified dyes and a soft tear-away label, it’s built for everyday wear and the kind of comfort you return to again and again.
Product features
- Embroidered decoration options on left, center, large center chest and both wrists
- 50/50 cotton-polyester medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) fabric for warmth and durability
- Tubular, seamless body with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention
- OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton support
- DTF inner neck labels and printed wrist details; tear-away label for itch-free wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Funny Quote Crewneck Sweatshirt — "I ordered a chicken and an egg online, I’ll let you know which one came first."
$29.78