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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings quiet humor to everyday wear. The soft, lived-in fabric and muted dye make the shirt feel like an old favorite from the first wear, while the simple, deadpan joke printed on the chest sparks small smiles and starts light conversations. It sits loose without looking sloppy — the heavier weight and double-needle stitching hold shape through repeated washes. Wear it to lazy mornings, low-key hangouts, or whenever you want to keep things comfy and casually witty.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk finish
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for longevity
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Egg Joke T-Shirt — "Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up."
$24.99