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This soft, garment-dyed tee carries a wry little review: “Earth: 2/5 Stars, Wouldn’t Recommend.” Clean, minimalist print with two highlighted stars and three empty ones—subtle sarcasm that reads like a private joke. The heavy-weight, relaxed silhouette feels broken-in from the first wear thanks to post-construction dyeing and ring-spun cotton. Wear it alone on crisp mornings or layer it under a flannel when you want to lean into a dry, outsider sense of humor. It settles into the wardrobe as a comfortable go-to for low-key days, road trips, protest signs of one, and coffee-shop people-watching. Sized from S to 4XL and available in many muted, garment-dyed hues to match that lived-in vibe. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk comfort - Garment-dyed after construction for a vintage, broken-in texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durable comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for lasting shape - Wide size range S–4XL and sewn-in label; available in 58 colors Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean