Crewneck Sweatshirt — "What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear." Minimal Text Joke Pullover
S / Dark Heather
$34.99
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A soft, cozy crewneck sweatshirt with a gentle, deadpan joke printed on the front — low-key humor for slow mornings and easy conversations. The mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels warm without weighing you down. Subtle ribbed collar and cuffs hold their shape, tubular construction gives a clean silhouette, and tear-away neck label keeps things comfortable. Wear it to curl up with a book, run weekend errands, or share a quiet laugh with friends. The understated white canvas lets the text speak for itself, adding a touch of wry personality to everyday layers.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular, seamless knit with ribbed collar and cuffs for a clean fit and shape retention
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulder, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Soft tear-away inner neck label and DTF-printed neck/wrist details for comfort
- Embroidery available; prints produced with DTG and DTF methods; OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Crewneck Sweatshirt — "What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear." Minimal Text Joke Pullover
$34.99