Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Earth: 2/5 Stars, Wouldn't Recommend" Funny Rating Graphic
S / Dark Heather
$34.99
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Soft, lived-in comfort with a wink. This crewneck carries a dry, clever message—"Earth: 2/5 Stars, Wouldn't Recommend"—stitched or printed where you choose, so the humor reads like an offhand comment from a friend. Wear it on slow mornings, long drives, or during low-key meetups; the sweater’s roomy, classic cut and medium-heavy fabric keep you warm without feeling bulky. Subtle details—ribbed collar, double-needle seams, and tear-away label—make it easy to forget you’re wearing anything but your favorite cozy layer. It’s a cheeky conversation starter that blends everyday durability with soft, responsible materials.
Product features
- Embroidered or printed front/wrist placement options
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton
- DTF inner neck labels and tear-away gray label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Earth: 2/5 Stars, Wouldn't Recommend" Funny Rating Graphic
$34.99