{"product_id":"clumsy-the-floor-just-wants-hugs-hoodie","title":"Clumsy? The Floor Just Wants Hugs Hoodie","description":"A soft, mid-weight hooded sweatshirt that reads like a quiet joke shared between friends. Crisp, minimalist graphics sit small on the chest, giving the hoodie a clean, low-key look that stays wearable every day. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add subtle polish, while the roomy kangaroo pocket and classic fit keep things comfortably casual. It warms chilly mornings, cushions long walks, and layers easily under a coat for colder nights. Wear it to coffee runs, late-night study sessions, or when you want to bring a little wry humor to routine days.\n\nProduct features\n- 50\/50 cotton-poly blend for soft warmth and resilient structure\n- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish\n- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and spacious kangaroo pocket\n- DTF and DTG print options plus optional embroidery placements\n- Medium-heavy 8 oz fabric weight with tear-away label for comfort\n\nCare instructions\n- Tumble dry: medium\n- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":48667843002560,"sku":"32109092152321999948","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48667843035328,"sku":"53795484950637251884","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":48667843068096,"sku":"22542427652287676954","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48667843100864,"sku":"31358819603275994636","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":48667843133632,"sku":"11153335956425592147","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":48667843166400,"sku":"33833235807990642783","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":48667843199168,"sku":"23784099608743687822","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48667843231936,"sku":"75611571511054673430","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":48667843264704,"sku":"29377474237031208891","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":48667843297472,"sku":"20989339343324193334","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48667843330240,"sku":"46949845580576463231","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":48667843363008,"sku":"27693784533778936980","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48667843395776,"sku":"24102045620269359145","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48667843428544,"sku":"16429948067761182653","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48667843461312,"sku":"54117710670559896760","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":48667843494080,"sku":"84176696617282672483","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48667843526848,"sku":"38846330420580176141","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48667843559616,"sku":"24542297272550749635","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48667843592384,"sku":"91003497263475277783","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":48667843625152,"sku":"10255340179306863107","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48667843657920,"sku":"11456009872213730268","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48667843690688,"sku":"67134941273330751257","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48667843723456,"sku":"62703392906505399761","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":48667843756224,"sku":"20808222180181012495","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":48667843788992,"sku":"24730137830488923682","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48667843821760,"sku":"10772457811766583827","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48667843854528,"sku":"23713184076609595118","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":48667843887296,"sku":"27948893898223179833","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48667843920064,"sku":"17502216761758580506","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48667843952832,"sku":"30282793247112647394","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":48667843985600,"sku":"88171558742375069881","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/5619\/6288\/files\/11130825608748743320_2048.jpg?v=1785204068","url":"https:\/\/shirtastrophe.com\/products\/clumsy-the-floor-just-wants-hugs-hoodie","provider":"Shirtastrophe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}