Certified Disaster Magnet T-Shirt
Black / S
$20.68
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This garment-dyed tee brings a lived-in, casual vibe to everyday wear. The heavyweight cotton feels substantial yet broken-in, with a relaxed fit that layers easily or stands alone. A bold stencil-style print reads down the left chest and across the front—C D M —Certified Disaster Magnet—giving the shirt a dry, self-aware sense of humor. Soft, faded color from the post-construction dyeing creates subtle variation across the fabric, so each piece looks like an old favorite from the first wear. Wear it on rough morning commutes, low-key hangouts, or long weekends when you want to lean into a little chaos with a smile.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, comfortable fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for lasting structure
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Certified Disaster Magnet T-Shirt
$20.68