Certified Disaster Magnet Scented Soy Candle — 9oz Humorous Gift
Clean Cotton / 9oz
$22.15
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Hand-poured 9oz soy candle that blends clean, slow-burning light with bold, personality-driven labeling. Made from a 100% natural soy wax blend and a cotton wick, this jar candle burns 50–60 hours and leaves behind a reusable glass vessel once the wax is gone. Choose from an array of twelve thoughtfully layered scents—from warm spice and orchard notes to sea-breeze florals or a simple unscented glow. Each fragrance is enriched with natural essential oils and poured in the USA. The bold, stencil-style label reads “Certified Disaster Magnet,” bringing wry humor and a lived-in vibe to bedside tables, home offices, and shared living rooms.
Light it when you want a little fragrant cover for chaotic days. The gentle illumination and curated scent profile settle restless energy, while the cheeky label sparks laughs and easy conversation. When the candle is finished, clean the jar and reuse it as a tumbler, pencil holder, or small planter—sustainable by design.
Available scents include Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Christmas Warmth, Atlantis Whisper, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, Unscented, and more. Each candle meets ASTM safety standards and comes with a glossy permanent adhesive label.
Product features
- Eco-friendly, non-toxic vegan formula with no parabens or phthalates
- Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning
- 12 scent options including Apple Harvest, Sea Salt + Orchid, Cinnamon Vanilla, and Unscented
- 100% natural soy wax blend with cotton wick; burns 50–60 hours
- Assembled in the USA and ASTM safety compliant
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
Certified Disaster Magnet Scented Soy Candle — 9oz Humorous Gift
$22.15