{"product_id":"canvas-tote-bag-funny-chicken-and-egg-quote-grocery-tote","title":"Canvas Tote Bag — Funny \"Chicken and Egg\" Quote Grocery Tote","description":"A simple, sturdy canvas tote that talks like your wryest friend. Lightweight but substantial, this cotton bag carries groceries, books, or a laptop while wearing a quietly funny little line: “I ordered a chicken and an egg online, I’ll let you know which one came first.” The natural canvas and minimalist print give it a lived-in, approachable look — the sort of bag you sling over your shoulder for running errands, heading to class, or bringing a picnic to the park. The flat corners and reinforced handles mean it sits neatly and stays secure when loaded. For anyone who likes practical everyday gear with a wink, this tote fits right into daily routines and casual moments.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz) for durability\n- Flat-corner construction for a neat, boxy profile\n- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching\n- Available in natural or black; sewn-in label; sourced from India\n- Adult-sized, sturdy enough for groceries, books, or daily carry\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\n- Spot clean\n- Do not bleach\n- Line dry\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48713387212992,"sku":"10312832678529280209","price":15.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48713387245760,"sku":"25232143393195189177","price":15.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/5619\/6288\/files\/12331822418249228660_2048.jpg?v=1785794093","url":"https:\/\/shirtastrophe.com\/products\/canvas-tote-bag-funny-chicken-and-egg-quote-grocery-tote","provider":"Shirtastrophe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}